Hundreds of Telegraph readers submitted jokes after comedian Tim Vine cemented his reputation as king of the one-liners by winning the Lafta awards Joke of the Year.Married Ladies Want Casual Sex Four Corners
We asked readers to suggest their own favourite jokes. More than 3, votes were cast for the top ten.
A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'. To which I replied, 'Which one are you.
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Tim Vine's top ten one-liners. Joke of year: You can negotiate with a terrorist. One says to the other: It was marked.
Self tort. Vote for your favourite readers' joke. Tim Vine's pun also topped our readers' poll of the comedians' jokes with 37 per cent of the vote.
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